16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
third nipple confirmed
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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