Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I got inside last night via doggy door
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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