Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
