Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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