he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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