I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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