I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
