You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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