We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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