So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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