I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Randomize
