I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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