it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
