I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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