i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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