she was so not down for the gang bang
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
