i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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