I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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