How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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