It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Damn victory sex feels great
I have tasted many bathrooms
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
