I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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