I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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