They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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