I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I'm passing your future prison.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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