bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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