My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize