How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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