My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i think i just naturally attract stoners
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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