Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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