I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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