question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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