okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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