you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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