Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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