Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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