There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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