i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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