You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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