lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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