i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I wish they made helmets for livers.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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