dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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