I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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