I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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