Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
