why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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