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(503): View more from Oregon

Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.

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(917): View more from New York City

Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.

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(208): View more from Idaho

My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.

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(480): View more from Arizona

The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."

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(585): View more from New York

That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.

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