she smelled like a LAN party
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
i believe in u and ur pee
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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