Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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