I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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