btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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