you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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