I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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