the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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