Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
All the doctor said was why
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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